Ultrasound

Here is the result of my ultrasound. The doctors have concluded that the problem is because of a can of Red Horse stuck inside me. No more drinking? but but....

Drinking makes me extra friendly. I even talk to people I don't really talk to. "Hey , looking great mother***!" A few cans make me blabber a lot i can turn my rantings into a country song accompanied by a banjo. I suddenly become this invinsible guy who feels like taking his shirt off and dance with a stranger and shout "YEAAAH BABY!!" Good thing there wasn't party music playing in yumi's party. Otherwise, i'd be kicked out of the room for exposing too much skin and freak dancing (because my dancing style is so unknown it can be considered freaky).

Drinking makes me feel everything's all right. In tipsy world, there's no such thing as hate. Everything is love. It makes me feel like dancing to "don't give this hate a chance we have so much love to give you know.. "Everyone's hot and everyone is my friend! I don't care if your pants is too low and i can see your webbus. you're still a sexy motherfucka!

Too bad everything has to end. once i leave tipsy world, i see life's ugly side. I wish life is one long party.