The post before this in the brotha's way of sayin biatch

Spyware gett'n sneakia

Today was tha first time mah cracka gots infected wit spyware n shit. Although he already had anti-spyware installed, tha spyware found a way in doggystyle. How? A nigga messaged him in yahoo messenga ta send a file. The file icon was a microsoft word icon. Looked harmless n innocent. But once he opened it, boo! spyware everywhere. I remembered ginge wizzy she messaged me a link . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. I asked wizzle thizzay was n she said she didn't send tizzle at all . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Maybe mah playa nigga didn't even knizzow he sent thizzat file. That's whiznat spyware does . It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. It's infect'n yo computa witout you even saggin' . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. If you don't do sum-m sum-m `bout it, yo brotha wiznill be one huge advertis'n machine ta tha point tizzle it's tha only function yo computa can do upside yo head. Spyware takes up a lot of hard dizzy space thizzay it slows it dizzown fo' sheezy. Sometizzles there's too much spyware you hizzle no choice but ta reformat from tha streets of tha L-B-C.

D-to-tha-izzon't confuse spyware messages F-R-to-tha-izzom spam messages in tha ym . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Spyware messages would appear like http://www.iamnotaspywizzles *emotizzle here* *emotizzle there* or like in mah motherfucka case, a file now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe. So, bitchslap yo nigga F-to-tha-izzirst n ask if he's really send'n a file with my forty-fo' mag. On tha brotha hizzand, spam messages is more of bullshit. Just like "if you diznon't send this in 1 hizzy yo mom will die" (also pleaze dizzay send this ta everyone. it doesn't work. i've tried so much of these cuz its a pimp thang. none worked and yo momma. n it could jizzy be yo nigga mak'n it up)

I heard mah baller rapping `bout a law against spyware is already in tha process of being written. It's not yet dizzle so spywarizzles is still at large with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back. I also heard from him spywares is funded by tha mafia (in fact, every illegal thing is funded by tha mafia). So fo` tha moment, all we can do is shield our pusha frizzay spyware by not being stupid enough ta click on false advertizzles tizzy tizzle us tizzle our bitch is infected by spyware or click'n on wanna be gangsta links that no one told us ta do so or .. killa just be careful yeah yeah ba